turboshitnerd replied to your post: turboshitnerd replied to your post:kad…
I wasn’t being totally serious, but just like… damn, man. The world of medical quackery is a scary place.
Yeah, it’s had a lot of weird effects on my life, ranging from “probably did some fucked up stuff to my brain that has shaped the guy I am today” to “harmless but hilarious”
In the former category we have being prescribed some pretty scary, probably brain-altering shit for years off-label by an “alternative” doctor who later lost his license
In the latter category we have taking an hour-long car ride after school once a week to go to the office of a strange dentist who was constructing a special dental splint for me, based on his novel theory that traditional human dentistry disrupted the perfect design of the human throat and thus restricted people’s airflows – which he thought was the cause of most medical maladies, including (of course) Tourette Syndrome
Or the brainwave biofeedback system my father bought and used on me and himself and my mother for quite a while. He claims it did good things for us although I am skeptical of his ability to rationally judge such things, considering that for the first few months he was using it, he had accidentally put it in “demo mode” (like the demo mode of an arcade game) and it wasn’t responding to any input from the electrodes at all. And he still thought it was “working”
At one point I was given – really – a pendant to wear which was supposed to ward off the negative influences of … some sort of radiation? I don’t remember?
This pendant cost hundreds of dollars. I later looked up a blog post where someone had taken apart one of these pendants and found that it contained nothing but a “zero-ohm resistor,” essentially an odd name for a little piece of wire that you can buy for extremely low prices in electronics catalogs

