I really have not been sleeping enough lately

The latest reminder of this fact: I was curious about the OP of a tumblr post so I clicked on “source” and it turned out to be a stoner blog, and in one post was an exchange with one of their friends where the friend said “i’m going to tag you in my bong rip video”

and this just struck me as the funniest phrase ever

like I’m sure the statement would seem intelligible and mundane to me if I knew more about tumblr stoner culture, but of context … is it a threat?  or just a standard pleasantry?  or even a standard pleasantry that’s lost its literal meaning like “goodbye”

i’m picturing people signing emails with “i’m going to tag you in my bong rip video" in place of “best wishes” or w/e

or like threatening each other “i’m going to tag you in my bong rip video and there’s nothing you can do about it”

whoever said “cellar door” was the most beautiful phrase in the english language was wrong, and i’m going to tag them in  my bong rip video

sans-seraph typefaces

“bernie porn, president of EPIC-MRA, talks about weed” is a true statement describing a political talk radio interview from march 2016

okay, so, it’s like romeo and juliet, right, except instead of the montagues vs. the capulets, it’s the rainbow gathering vs. the gathering of the juggalos,

rorschach blot headcanon wars

I realize that, after some labyrinth of link-clicks, I’m now reading the Wikipedia page on “George McGovern in popular culture.”  I think about what I’d been planning to do before I looked up whatever I was originally looking up Wikipedia.  No!  Somehow I don’t want to return to that.  The pull of inertia is formidable.  Everything is interesting if only in the sense that it could be investigated but has not yet been.

And so, it’s 9:41 on Thursday evening, and I’m reading about George McGovern in Popular Culture.  That is my fate.

hot new discourse: “effective altruism is bad because giving things to poor people makes them dependent on you, giving you power over the oppressed”

*whispers* the power (over the oppressed) was inside you all along……………

mind is born free, yet everywhere it is in brains

can’t wait until homestuck becomes an object of serious academic study and someone writes a paper on lord english titled “I Am (Always-)Already Here”

title for self-help book: “NEAT for NEETs”