It is in the overlap between the scary and the creepy that we find the spooky.

The relationship cannot be consummated, and so the sexuality is displaced onto the breakfast sandwich or other fast food items.

Burger King has nothing to offer us, and yet it has been demanding our attention and shoving itself at us nonetheless.

As in real life, an all powerful Grim Reaper program eventually selects out the oldest or the weakest replicating programs for annihilation.

Designed to make the knight more polite and to lift the tone of society, courtly love required its disciple to be in a chronically amorous condition, on the theory that he would thus be rendered more courteous, gay, and gallant, and society in consequence more joyous. 

I research it, I advocate it, it’s my hobby, it’s my passion, I want to explore it to its depth and become the ultimate masturbator while successfully balancing it with a great family, a horde of friends (neither of whom have any clue of my “other life”, and it will stay that way) and outside interests, and a great job.

Taciturn, hard-headed, common-sensical, and as English as empiricism itself, he was not in the least moved by those thrilling leaps of “insight” uninhibited by an excess of knowledge; those pseudo-Germanic syntheses undisturbed by mere detail; those wild perceptions into the secret pattern of things whose secrets were actually all on the surface; those daring analogies, the far-fetched the better since it took greater ingenuity to defend them; those fancy jargonistic formulations bespeaking a mastery of the concepts of modern criticism in all its chic varieties; those Eliotic pomposities, those Blackmurian obscurities, those (Kenneth) Burkean profundities – all those habits of mind and language, which, mixed together in an improbable stew and seasoned with the special pretentiousness of the sophomoric temperament, were what we meant at Columbia when we used the term “brilliance”: most coveted of epithets, most honorific of honorifics, was life worth living unless one knew oneself to be deserving of its sacred bestowal?

Another form of genital interaction (rump rubbing) occurs to express reconciliation between two males after a conflict, when they stand back-to-back and rub their scrotal sacs together.

I have never seen a woman glow in the dark, personally.

“I am,” Mrs. K declared in the coldest human voice I hope I ever shall hear, “going to buy you a suit that you will be able to wear at your Harvard interview.”