The work is a long list of vaguely erotic dream-processions of gods and bulls and naked Greeks, with extensive descriptions of the architectural settings they appear in.

In an unusual study, researchers allowed virgin male rats to have sex with females wearing special rodent “jackets.”

We need to combat supermarkets encouraging consumers to buy cheaply, and fancy bakeries luring consumers into buying sexy loafs, that are aesthetically pleasing with their big holes and have thick crusts.

The isopods will work fast, and you will discover why you should probably be at home near a bathroom when you take them.

Instead of smelling with her nose, she instead smells with her eyes.

Hey @msnbc jerks: This is #MyRightwingBiracialFamily. We love #cheerios.

Once we note the perverse structure of awkward comedy, however, it becomes clear that it’s possible to “cut out the middle man” and turn an awkward character directly into a perverse creep.

He sharpens his grasp of American idioms by listening to heavy metal and writing out the lyrics every night when he gets home.

On being informed what she has eaten, she swears that after such a noble food she will never eat again and dies, while the husband exiles himself in a lifelong pilgrimage to obtain pardon for his deed.

At the same time, in an uncanny anticipation of the Taco Bell “Quesarito” commercial, she is revealed to be instrumentalizing her husband for her own ends – and ultimately disposes of him when his political ambitions become delusional and self-destructive.