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So, this was probably a difficult profile to write, given that Eileen Fisher, tunic maker of note, comes off as a strange, cold, macrobiotic robot in a kimono.

They were back in the clearing near the fairgrounds. It was hazy, shimmering, dazed in the heat. This was a place for more dream math.

But it turns out, really, that it’s irrelevant which way time is going. So I don’t want to worry too much about this.

That Kharsek reached level 999 is impressive. That he did it in a little under nine years is outright incredible.

In principle, a computer that could access the “scroll” of objective morality, and that possesses actuators which can accomplish anything logically possible, could be programmed to act exactly as the God of h(S) would act.

Kennedy uses the term “group” rather than “gang” because all gangs are groups, but not all groups are gangs.

I would have a crush on you if I was a ghost. I’m not a ghost and I already have a crush on you.

Pages from IKEA building instructions have been merged and numbered anew.

Near the back of the store is a section called “Utopia.” “I’m very fond of my Utopia section,” he said. Customers seeking a state of perfection can choose between the likes of “Busted! Drug War Survival Skills” and “The Encyclopedia of Mistresses.”

I don’t think it was any one thing, but it’s clear from everything Jeffrey has said, and from everything I know and from everything Joe knows, that Jeffrey’s penis should go to the Smithsonian Institution when he dies.