Laurel-Ann translates the transmission, which is an instruction to remain indoors, not to use terms of endearment, baby talk, rhetorical discourse, or the English language.

An eastern region of the forest, near the base of the northern mountain range, was an area purported to yield a significant population of indigenous wizards. This was information retrieved from the Questpro Plus terminal, which they had little choice but to accept on good faith.

I can assure you this facility, dear Beatrix, is now a veritable shrine to exemplary plumbing standards!

They’re humanoid, but with no nose or forehead. What they do have are a pair of hooved kangaroo legs, which they bounce around on in search of tender, delectable Gugs.

After a few drinks, they switch back to excreting standard pee.

The golden kerchiefs around their necks billowed like liquid metal, and dapper, polished safari hats capped off their cheerful heads.

Another thing which failed to put so much as a ripple in his tranquil pond of ignorance was the other occupant of that shack. The occupant who was neither a technologically adept blind/deaf/mute old lady, nor a diminutive neurologically-linked seeing-eye robotic doll.

It was a scowl far more menacing, far more expressive than you’d think a horse head was capable of.

“Such a reactionary desire, madam,” said the stranger, trying to avoid falling over in our direction and to remain standing outside the room, “does no credit to your development, and is conditioned by lack of phosphorus in your brain. You will be promptly held up to shame in the Chronicle of Progress and in our satirical prints …”

Time maps from U.S. Presidential Candidates Hillary Clinton (@hillaryclinton) and Bernie Sanders (@berniesanders) were nearly identical, and exhibited markedly different patterns than any of the other time maps that were considered.