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“The [fanfiction] writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They’re fans, but they’re not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.” ― Lev Grossman

He handed it to Goku, and of course Goku took a drag of it.  "Wow.“ Goku said in a mellow voice.  "This is some good shit.”

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“Give a fan three wildly inconsistent dots and he will always be able to draw a line between them; and believe that the line he has drawn was there all along; and that the line is good deal more interesting than the dots themselves.” (Andrew Rilstone)

Drathdor snorts into his beer, blowing some of it on his costume.  ”That’s disgusting.”  He wipes his mouth with his glove.  ”Absolutely disgusting.  You mean you are some sort of toxic meme-zombie?  Pixil brought you here?  She touches you?”  He gives the Eldest a shocked look.  ”I’m amazed you allow this.”

“100% of people have problems.”

-flyer for my university’s counseling office

A single mother enters into a dark lifestyle, while her son uncovers a road leading to an underwater utopia.

He told Sky News: “I have very clear memories of the crucifixion, but it wasn’t as harrowing for me as it was for others like Mary who was present.

"When you are one with God you are not in a state of fear, and you have quite good control over your body’s sensations and the level of pain that you absorb from your body.”

Though it seems safe, the madness called civilization can lead to “mathematics”.

Due to a bug, when one Enticer ‘steals’ the Enticee of another Enticer, this other Enticer – while not having a Enticee anymore – won’t be able to Entice another target until his stolen Enticee is dead.

Rippler is one of the best examples.  It says only specific status, and yet this spell allows frogs to kidnap and kill your dog.

Hansel & Gretel Get Baked is one of several different film adaptations of the classic fairy tale “Hansel and Gretel” released in 2013. The other ones are Hansel and Gretel, produced by The Asylum, Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft and Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, which stars Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton.