Iimagine being on the receiving end of a serious attempt at a memetic exploit, even as part of an exercise. Are you sure you’re proof against all possible purported basilisks within the powers of another human’s imagination?

He then tried to convince us (using his version of Baysian reasoning) that motorcycles are irrational.

And by the way, that Michael Anissimov gave future evil robots bad ideas won’t be received too well.

Welcome to the world of Rapper Small Jones. Russ Stahl’s Hip Hop Murders is a sprawling masterpiece that culminates in an apocalyptic battle in Haiti. The story of fresh-out-of prison rapper Small Jones, Hip Hop Murders is a modern day Horatio Alger tale, A comic yet realistic study of the world, written in a new, invisible prose.

a new, invisible prose

Also – and I can actually see the pages of the written article about them – it is said of them that “every now and then one or two wizards are born,” which has some bearing on their aversion to wooden cradles; if you put an infant or baby who is a wizard – a future wizard – into a wooden cradle, evidently he will gradually lose his powers.

Kevin, who usually maintained his stance of cynicism, could not speak from grief; the two of them drove along and then Kevin slapped him on the shoulder, which is the only avenue open to men to show love for each other.

In general, anyone other than the master of a household who sneezes loudly is irritating.

Riverdancing from hell! Yeargh!

You can win as many cats as you want.

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Where do you get these. Where.

That particular one, and the other one about pasta, were from something called the “Manifesto of Futurist Cooking,” which is quoted from here and here among other places.

The quotes in general?  I just find them in stuff I’m reading.  I guess I’m have a lot of good luck when it comes to finding weird stuff on the internet.