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The most intrepid white-glove/white-trash combo is the now notorious Earl’s Eggo – a toasted waffle with slabs of cheddar, cured bacon, and foie gras, and a sweet sauce that the menu calls “syzzurpy goodness.”

Some of NEIL’s computer-generated associations are wrong, such as “rhino can be a kind of antelope," while some are odd, such as "actor can be found in jail cell” or “news anchor can look similar to Barack Obama.”

His, connected by umbilicus to the radio, was now blasting Biggie, through the dark houses and White people of Northeast Seattle.

The emperor of China in the course of losing a war which he was waging with a neighbor to the west, offered to marry his daughter to anybody that would present him with the head of his enemy. This was accomplished by a large dog. This presented a dilemma to the emperor, who couldn’t stand to see his daughter married to a dog. Accounts vary, but eventually the dog and princess procreated copiously.

Ahsan Haque of IGN has given Brian a positive review, calling him the best talking man-dog.

In college, I gained a corporeal beau who did not mind sharing my love.

Among other things, it provided formulas for esoterica such as how many trolls were praying to their god in a given month — chicken soup for the soul of many gamers.

Was it any more crazy than our original sex-for-all pro-goblin agenda? Maybe not. But it was boring as hell.

One guy interviewing for a customer service position expressed enthusiasm at the anything-goes dress code, since it meant he could wear his “Star Trek” uniform to work every day.

Egard Watch Company and William Shatner have created a limited-edition, artistic timepiece that commemorates the passage of time and the passing of things to special people in our lives.