This object comes from the Hall of Emptiness in the Land of Illusion.  It was fashioned by the fairy Disenchantment as an antidote to the ill effects of impure mental activity.

There are four modes: “normal,” “athletic,” “aggressive,” and “furtive.”

Cagliastro writes about having an “Eternal Portal” open to ghosts at all times, so they’re constantly coming into her house and her bedroom and whining to her and wanting her to solve their problems, which she does. That’s very generous of her, of course, but it’s not really anything I’m looking to get involved with.

Use the interplay of macro- and micro-enchantment to find jobs and get promoted.

They don’t know it, but the reason people are so pro bird is because ninety-five percent of bird species are monogamous.

The human penis is a thing like a marmoset or some other unruly small pet they carry around with them.

The Futurama universe is assumed to be exactly identical to ours except where the show explicitly diverges from reality.

On a coconut tree the fruit is constantly forming.

Indeed he kills many creatures in the forest, both ogres that deserve it and monkeys that do not.

I felt like one of the loser sperms you see in Swedish documentaries shot inside the reproductive tract, one of the members of the shining herd, who only gets halfway up a fallopian tube when the Time Gentlemen bell is rung announcing that some other particle has made it to the ovum and the game is over.