What is your favorite thing to do in the whole world? Whatever it is, odds are that you don’t like doing it as much as the elephant in this book enjoys smashing small cars.

White extolled the writings of “seedmen and nurserymen,” those unsung authors who produced her “favorite reading matter.”

An Edwardian relic, this utterly pleasureless, stingy, censorious, ossified banshee, forever ensconced in her painfully stiff chair before a fireplace laid but never lit, is the stuffed and essentially powerless dragon of a musty castle, the remnant of hidebound and pointless traditional values, someone who has never in her life given anyone a reason to like her.

Addicted to Caffeine, Love Drones, Scared of Ebola? There’s a Motif for that!

Holy animals! Sebaceous sleepers! Oxymorons and serpentae carminael! Tabescent! Infarcted! Stretchpants netherworld! Schlock!

Different versions of the film exist, with one being an all-male, all-nude cast, and the other with all actors in G-strings.

Old, Temporary applies an obscure, appropriated Yoko Ono monologue to a banal setting.

Cheating, fraud, and identity theft are all encouraged. For Goldsmith, the classroom is a free space in which ethical queries can be conducted in a safe environment.

Let me tell you: There is nothing funny or original or cool about throwing pizzas on this lady’s roof. It is just not funny. It’s been done before. You’re not the first.

The Storm Dragon never undergoes changes and the Dirt Dragon is always mad, near as anyone can figure.