For ours is a most fictile world; and man is the most fingent plastic of creatures.

Still, by 2003, some fans felt that the issue of Spock’s penis had become settled.

“Maybe there’s an artisanal yarn movement that I’m not aware of,” Ramsey said.

We got what we wanted: A swamp-thing rising from American sludge, a single spirit with two nine-inch cocks, twin demons, living in mutual desire and disgust.

Critics blasted the film, calling it “for the birds.”

Several other significant changes took place due to the crisis: mankind discovered it could now tap into ultraplanar energies that were seen as magical forces, the stars were gone from the sky, dimensional nexi were uncovered and pacts with “demons” (inhabitants of dimensions near in n-dimensional space to Tékumel’s pocket dimension) were made and a complex pantheon of “Gods” (powerful extra-dimensional or multi-dimensional alien beings) discovered.

Incidentally, my mother used to call me when she thought I’d drawn Helen’s boobs too big in a particular strip. Sometimes she left messages on my answering machine while I was at work.

(From the Narbonic Director’s Cut)

But a man who ventures to combine an angel and an octopus must have some serious view of the universe.

There’s just something about that wildly optimistic notion that whatever Nature can do, we can make a better version, a funner version, out of a few handfuls of fiberglass and tubing and ball joints.

Her name’s not really Gavotte.  But her real name can’t be performed by anyone with fewer than 20 bodies, so it’s the closest we can get.