I begin by presenting you with two bags, labelled Current Theory and Timeless Theory.  When you open them up, you find that each bag is filled with cardboard triangles, all jumbled up.

Something was standing in the centre of Venice.  It could best be described as a black tower of impossible vastness.

In this story about bird love – which is well worth reading in its entirety – not one of the seven key ingredients of romantic love is missing.

This is the reason why the presence of cats exercises such a magic influence upon highly-organized men of intellect. This is why these long-tailed Graces of the animal kingdom, these adorable, scintillating electric batteries have been the favorite animal of a Mahommed, Cardinal Richelieu, Crebillon, Rousseau, Wieland.

Are you calling Alexander Galloway, one of the founding members, along with Eugene Thacker, of the New Clarity, “confused”?

The math shows that the temperature at which you consume your caffeine determines the level of sinner you are.

Do you not realize that garum sociorum, that expensive bloody mass of decayed fish, consumes the stomach with its salted putrefaction?

Please Lord, free us from Pope SJW.

Of course, the lanterns necessary to do this are somewhat complicated pieces of machinery.