The good person, who managed to cross the sifting bridge, was met by the spirit of his religion: a beautiful young woman with superb, large breasts.

The company holds a monthly relaxation day at the office using various themes such as a “faceless” day when workers wear masks so they don’t have to fake their facial expression through the day.

I did not resent these charges, direct and implied, against my mother. She did launder villainously, and she did drink gin, and of the nine uncared-for gutter-snipes she brought into the world, I think I was the most unkempt and neglected.

Male vervets are particularly distracting because their favorite pastime is to sit on your door or windowsill and display their electronic blue or lime green testicles, an act they intersperse with helping themselves to food items.

Unlike Zanshin, Buddhism, or the Way of the Star, pure Fravism does not in itself try to lead its practitioners toward enlightenment, awakening, or rapture with God.

Quatemions came from Hamilton after his really good work had been done; and, though beautifully ingenious, have been an unmixed evil to those who have touched them in any way, including Clerk Maxwell.

Apparently, there used to a be an approach to quantum mechanics called S-matrix theory, which was popular among left-leaning physicists in the early 70s.

It is this silent but steady march of the regiments of IBM’s International “army” of service workers which has gradually broken down every geographical, racial, or linguistic barrier that ever existed between us. Into one friendly country after another IBM’s “legions” have entered territories where the IBM idea and products were needed.

In 1950 Nixon’s campaign took out ads promising “Electric clocks, Silex coffeemakers with heating units – General Electric automatic toasters – silver salt and pepper shakers, sugar and creamer sets, candy and butter dishes, etc., etc.,” to everyone who answered “Win with Nixon!” when his or her phone rang.

Nikola Tesla told Walter Russell to hide his cosmogony from the world for a thousand years.