The Spam King was released on bond and he’s scheduled to be sentenced Dec. 7 in San Jose.

In 2005, Trump opened the non-accredited, for-profit Trump University. In 2010, four students sued the university for “offering classes that amounted to extended ‘infomercials.’” Following the suit, the “university” changed its name to “The Trump Entrepreneur Initiative,” before ending operations one year later.

Pleasure was given (even) to the worm.

Imagine sipping a fine bordeaux in a tucked-away Parisian bar while wearing your favourite little black dress. The opposite to that must surely consist of standing in a bar in a boiler suit with your eyes wide open to get maximum eyeball alcohol absorption.

You can, if you wish, chug a beverage of your choice every time a Hideous Repast™ gets mentioned.

Young people who identify as goths may be at increased risk of depression and self-harm, a study suggests.

Researchers could not fully explain the link, but suggest a tendency for goths to distance themselves from society could play a part.

Valijarvi notices a particular trend among the students who choose to learn Finnish. “They tend to like heavy metal music and fantasy fiction,” she laughs.

For example, Bloom goes on for an entire chapter about the Dictyostelium slime mold, yet continuously calls it a bacterium (which it is not, and is like writing about dogs and calling them snails).

Will and I have done a few ranked lists for Vulture, but our latest is our biggest: We run down 42 of Meryl Streep’s performances, from worst to best. This was a massive undertaking, and I’m quite proud of the results.

I spent almost $700 on butternut squash and assorted seasonal gourds.