I went back downstairs and sat on his couch, where I found a note from him to me that said: “You will receive majority of candy (95%) when completion of production.  I’m not Santa Claus.”

Robert Hollander is a Dante scholar having written and taught on the poet almost exclusively for some 300 years.

His high pitched voice shrieked bombastic platitude into my ears for an illimitable time.

Social justice warriors (SJWs) are like the weather.

He began to experiment with his own identity and allowed his driving license, social security ID, passport and other important documents to lapse so that he could “become a fictional character”.

I think that I somehow for a short time transduced tachyon bombardment, which comes to us constantly, and which animals utilize to engram them into performing what we call “instinctive actions.”

Conspiratorially, he leaned closer to me and whispered, “You can control crabs, too?”

“Seer Marcous says that Pasquale is a bad lot,” remarked Carlotta, with an air of sapience, after a sip of orangeade, a revolting beverage which she loves to drink at her meals.

The creature had many eyes, all over it, ultra-modern expensive-looking clothing, and rose up eight feet high.  Also, it carried an enormous scroll.

When they get to the owner’s hamlet, they sing out to announce the arrival of the yams while thrusting out their hips in a sexually provocative motion. This emphasizes the relation between yams and sexuality.