A peppy girl joins a rowdy wizard guild. It’s a weird bunch, but where else are you going to find a blue-furred cat man?

The book takes place over the course of one day and describes the attempts of a group of shock workers to break the record for most batches of concrete mixed in a day.

Nightmare Abbey, a venerable family-mansion, in a highly picturesque state of semi-dilapidation, pleasantly situated on a strip of dry land between the sea and the fens, at the verge of the county of Lincoln, had the honour to be the seat of Christopher Glowry, Esquire. This gentleman was naturally of an atrabilarious temperament, and much troubled with those phantoms of indigestion which are commonly called blue devils.

I Start paying attention to Trump again and his face starts to subtly melt. The melting intensifies until his face looks like a wax statue thrown into a furnace.

I have never met a man yet who physically resembled a penguin, though I fancy the experience would be interesting.

While a vagina is not the final frontier, it is a base camp for the final trek to enlightenment.

She tells me that the next jailer to keep me locked in a mozzarella prison of my own perverse design will be a woman named Marisa.

Having a desire for a ham sandwich, a man decides that this is a want that should be satisfied and proceeds to act upon his judgment of the methods by which a ham sandwich can be assembled.

It is always male, Shiny, at level 0, and has 0/0 HP.

What if a cat’s memories preserved a picture of Jesus lost by the early church long ago in its struggles to survive?