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“The [fanfiction] writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They’re fans, but they’re not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.” ― Lev Grossman

He handed it to Goku, and of course Goku took a drag of it.  "Wow.“ Goku said in a mellow voice.  "This is some good shit.”

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Some choices, such as being snarky to the dog at the beginning of the game, have game-lasting consequences.

Some people whose diet consists of 75% or more fruit consider themselves fruitarians.

SOCRATES: And is this condition of ours satisfactory?

JANUSNODE: Words, words, words. What we need right now is some good music.

How can we even begin to understand how set design works? Radical hat maker East-east Verbvayp uses beetroots and sinew to show us how to think about complexity theory.

Can we understand education as comedy? Military engineer and garment worker Blat-blat List “The Norwegian Tiger-Man” Willcoy, PhD, challenging standard associations of the spread of malaria as ‘feminine’, meditates on insect species and explains his informative idea for a new 'Highschool of J. R. Tolkien’.

Duct-taping two Southern style bagels to your breast cures hip “corn”.

A permissive woman named Delores Howl.

A bizarre man named Reverend Logan Swordsman McPig.

A commodities broker named Boar Aura.

Create a brief story about cockroach creating a life-size model of Marilyn Monroe.

What would you in the next hour do if you would lose the use of your fur in two and a half days?

What is the best way for us to minimize the role of neurotic despair in our lives?

Make a pun using the word ‘bowl’.

If you had to give up one or the other, would you prefer to give up anthropology or despair? And how about anthropology or your best friend?

Discuss with someone which one of you would make a better waitress.

Fight starter: Ask your partner why s/he can’t understand that “You love your religion more than you love developing your own metaphors”.

Would you like to hit Leonardo DiCaprio? Why or why not? 

Is it better to die with your best friend as punishment for having committed murder, or from a digestive disease seven months later?

Discuss the saying: “It makes no sense to call a squirrel when the situation calls for an arc welder”.

SOCRATES: Neither, if he has one of them only in his mind and not the other, can he think that one is the other?

JANUSNODE: I don’t mean to be rude but I have to get up early tomorrow.