A purple thong with “retreat from this hell” printed on the front in huge dark orchid type.
It was during exactly that period that the “terrible twins” of British geography, Dick Chorley and Peter Haggett, were together in the Department of Geography.
A permissive woman named Delores Howl.
A bizarre man named Reverend Logan Swordsman McPig.
A commodities broker named Boar Aura.
Duct-taping two Southern style bagels to your breast cures hip “corn”.
Can we understand education as comedy? Military engineer and garment worker Blat-blat List “The Norwegian Tiger-Man” Willcoy, PhD, challenging standard associations of the spread of malaria as ‘feminine’, meditates on insect species and explains his informative idea for a new ‘Highschool of J. R. Tolkien’.
You can ridicule his turquoise period — indeed he laughs at it himself — but you can’t deny that his message is a positive one.
The watercloset element in his conversation rose from its usual 30% to something like 100%.
Among the many scenarios that have been discussed in the literature are the Baby Scenario, the Bus Ride Scenario, the Chess Board Scenario, the Ferryboat Connection Scenario, the Furniture Assembly Scenario, the Hiding Turkey Scenario, the Kitchen Sink Scenario, the Russian Turkey Scenario, the Stanford Murder Mystery, the Stockholm Delivery Scenario, the Stolen Car Scenario, the Stuffy Room Scenario, the Ticketed Car Scenario, the Walking Turkey Scenario, and the Yale Shooting Anomaly.
Sea Eggs are produced by women with squid powers as part of their menstrual cycle.
Here’s one way for you to find out if you’re a human or a humanoid: If you like to sit on the couch, drink beer and watch TV, you’re probably a human.