Instead of declaring these things, instead of appealing to justice, to mercy and to liberty, he resorted to feats of jugglery.
By that point the pineapple had “lost all human traits,” said Geoffrey Cowling, 13, so eating it did not seem so bad.
“Happy Thanksgiving” is only one of several ass-centric combat moves in Tattoo Assassins.
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We may see why Nietzsche termed [Laurence] Sterne “the most liberated spirit of all time.”
The Big Man rants about crumb cake and a local crumb cake that owns a small grocery store.
Correction’s set is a garret in the middle of an Austrian forest, described by the narrator as the “thought dungeon” in which the main character, Roithamer, will pursue his project of constructing an extraordinary habitation, the Cone, as a present for his beloved sister.
Moon rabbits seem to be used as capable soldiers in the Moon’s war effort, and can communicate telepathically between each other across extremely long distances (like from the Moon to the Earth).
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I wondered how she would survive in the world without an ass. Everyone needs a cushion. Maybe I could be that for her.
“I’m going to make you a plate of cruciferous vegetables, baby,” she said, and that sentence alone halved my fears.