Among qualities to look for in a guardian, being valiant is high on the list.

The heroine of our story, Cora Clark, very strongly believes that “God Bless You” is not just for sneezing, and soon convinces her classmates that “God Bless You” is also for passing wind. The next thing Cora knows, her classmate Billy’s father has illustrated a character of Cora for the TV show he works on, “Dora the Explorer,” and everyone watches as cartoon Cora convinces Dora that “God Bless You” is for farting, too. Suddenly, Cora is catapulted on a journey to spread the word on all the big TV talk shows, telling her story to everyone from Ellen DeGeneres to Stephen Colbert to Rachel Maddow to Whoopie Goldberg and even to the Cookie Monster. But even Cora can’t believe it when she gets a letter from two sisters, inviting her to come to their house to tell the story - and Cora goes to the White House to plead her cause for Sasha, Malia, President Obama, Michelle Obama, and even their dog, Bo.

But here’s what happened: the “Rousseauists” became very aggressive and accusatory in their arguments, and the students who both understood what was at stake and how Saint Augustine was the proper guide started becoming timid and apologetic. The Rousseau-favoring students began to accuse the Augustine students of being “not nice” and “judgmental” and “intolerant”; and the Augustine students had internalized enough of this ethos to assume their own guilt and abase themselves.

But now he knows that behind the “C:\>” was a bottomless abyss.

In 2012, Sethi was featured on NY Daily News, CNET, Huffington Post, and other news outlets for hiring a woman off of Craigslist to slap him across the face whenever he was distracted from his work. Impressed with the observable effects of operant conditioning, Sethi founded Behavioral Technology Group in July of the following year.

PayPal once rejected a candidate who aced all the engineering tests because for fun, the guy said that he liked to play hoops. That single sentence lost him the job. No PayPal people would ever have used the world “hoops.” Probably no one even knew how to play “hoops.” Basketball would be bad enough. But “hoops?” That guy clearly wouldn’t have fit in. He’d have had to explain to the team why he was going to go play hoops on a Thursday night. And no one would have understood him.

Now to clarify, there’s nothing wrong with enjoying anime, and we can’t know for sure these were watched by Bin Laden himself.

At one juncture in his jargon-polluted soliloquy of a business analyst he used the words ‘data vamping,’ which I believe was a neologism of his own devising.

Everyone in Dallas is scared out of their minds over this whole ‘God of Death’ thing.

Most historians would agree that they necessarily presuppose that the past did happen.