When the rush of extreme sex grows bland, her taboo thrill seeking and sophomoric fascination with serial killers such as Richard Ramirez reaches its logical Satanic conclusion on the roads of Southern California.

If you have a computer, you can mess with pyramids even if you are not in Egypt at the time.

And even if the metaphorical meaning of salt should one day be considered obsolete – which is the case for every other part of popular culture as well – the literal meaning of salt as a food condiment and preservative will forever remain.

Foy raised his hands, asking for calm. “The Dum Dum Donut Intellectuals respect all input. And for those who don’t know, this sellout is the son of our founder.” Then he turned to me with a look of pity on his face. “Go on, Sellout. Say what you came to say.”

His frequent use of “heh,” “indeed,” and “read the whole thing” have been widely imitated and are often parodied by other bloggers.

The reality is that the Islamic State is Islamic. Very Islamic.

Hopefully, as the Golden Age of the Golden Age of Television recedes farther into memory, and as viewers’ working conditions grow more and more intolerable, there will be a collective realization that we deserve better than Prestige TV.

But remember, I was much younger than him. I could out-imp even him!

The prosecutor later stated that he would consider a pardon because Phil’s handler (Bill Deeley, president of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club’s Inner Circle) was taking the blame for the mistake, “because he failed to correctly interpret Phil’s ‘groundhog-ese’”.

Such were the thoughts of four human skulls at that moment; but only to one mood out of all these did the great maternal soul of the Earth respond and that was to a sudden exultant sense of peace and deliciousness in Mary’s virginal breasts.