Among her most popular books are The Tycoon’s Convenient Bride…and Baby, Overheated, The Enslaved Trilogy, How to Write Hot Sex, and the controversial novella Held Captive by the Cavemen.

He is a divorced-and-remarried Christian. He makes fun of cosmopolitanism on a flight back from Israel. He accuses Diogenes of being bourgeois.

In a lab on a sheep ranch in the Siskiyou Mountains, he’s spent the last couple of years collecting thousands of vials of human urine.

More recently, however, the light of purpose had entered his eye, and, nimble as an elderly rectangular goblin, he had vanished and reappeared at Branxholm until they had all gone off their food.

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Before their emergence as goose-stepping shit-posting scum, however, nerds – those “losers” into video games and comics and coding – had already been increasingly attached to a stereotypical set of political and philosophical beliefs.

And those who hate sexual wisdom love sexual death.

He might look like Falstaff and talk in a steady stream of malapropisms, but anybody who might take him for a bumbling buffoon would quickly find themselves taken – to the cleaners!

Numbers bigger than 10 are allowed and expected in the future.

A group of four teens walk into the theater, thinking they are going to see a dance. A giant pair of scissors are sticking out of the screen and the teens start to talk to the man in the projection room. The screen starts showing one teen, Cindy, dancing in a tutu and another teen, Tom, with a bloody face. Tom begins to say he feels strange and begins to look at Cindy in a weird way. A scream and the words “No, Tom, no” are audible as smoke consumes most of the theater. In the smoke, the audience can see Cindy dancing in a tutu while she says, “So, I went dancing. I’ve always loved to dance.”