It sucks, but I can’t control it more than anyone can control frogs on the Internet.

The best documented song type, that observed offshore of California, USA, now is sung at a frequency 31% lower than it was in the 1960s.

I click on the link, and my mail client automatically opens and tries to send a mass e-mail from my personal account. The heading reads, “The bad machine doesn’t know it’s a bad machine,” and the body of the message says, “SHITHEADS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!” I close the message without sending it, and a Web site pops up, titled Welcome to Destruction.

Being a woman is in many ways like being in the field of applied mathematics – except that it’s applied theology and applied philosophy.

Rule A: Don’t.

Rule A.1: Rule A does not exist.

Rule A.2: Do not discuss the existence or non-existence of Rules A, A.1, or A.2.

Sometimes I’m not sure whether Dad is playing up the intrigue to make our adventures more fun or truly worried about government spies. Usually, it’s both.

The new faint show of color, signal that Helen had been brought, by way of thinking why boys went out with girls, and how marrying and giving in marriage followed, to think again of nature’s sexual contrivances, was expected enough.

For one thing, one’s credence that it is extremely good to set cats on fire should be extremely low – well under 0.000001%, for instance.

Philip Arnold Heseltine (30 October 1894 – 17 December 1930), known by the pseudonym Peter Warlock, was a British composer and music critic. The Warlock name, which reflects Heseltine’s interest in occult practices, was used for all his published musical works.

Not having a drawing of your fursona, according to Ted, “would kind of be like having a Facebook profile with no picture. Just because you have your name on there, your friends are gonna be like, ‘Uh, who’s this?’”