Google is a disappointment today.  The real action is down here with the Unbroken Spine.

What if a cat’s memories preserved a picture of Jesus lost by the early church long ago in its struggles to survive?

It is always male, Shiny, at level 0, and has 0/0 HP.

Having a desire for a ham sandwich, a man decides that this is a want that should be satisfied and proceeds to act upon his judgment of the methods by which a ham sandwich can be assembled.

She tells me that the next jailer to keep me locked in a mozzarella prison of my own perverse design will be a woman named Marisa.

While a vagina is not the final frontier, it is a base camp for the final trek to enlightenment.

I have never met a man yet who physically resembled a penguin, though I fancy the experience would be interesting.

I Start paying attention to Trump again and his face starts to subtly melt. The melting intensifies until his face looks like a wax statue thrown into a furnace.

Nightmare Abbey, a venerable family-mansion, in a highly picturesque state of semi-dilapidation, pleasantly situated on a strip of dry land between the sea and the fens, at the verge of the county of Lincoln, had the honour to be the seat of Christopher Glowry, Esquire. This gentleman was naturally of an atrabilarious temperament, and much troubled with those phantoms of indigestion which are commonly called blue devils.

The book takes place over the course of one day and describes the attempts of a group of shock workers to break the record for most batches of concrete mixed in a day.