Following the interview, Steve reached out to the rat’s new owner Guillermo del Toro, who shared the following message:

The rat is living with us in Toronto and he, and his massive ballsack, provide the house with great cheer and joy! We have re-named him Venustiano.

Because creating trust is difficult to establish in any relationship, I assert that horse and human relationships require further serious scholarly investigation.

While the surfeit of attention paid in recent years to a seeming bearded resurgence headed up by the world’s hipsters, athletes, and celebrities might lead one to believe that we’re living through one of the seismic facial hair realignments Oldstone-Moore identifies, we’re not quite there yet.

Have fun… The people from the abyss were looking for you. You’re a popular guy.

I speak as an American who honors Traditional, Virtue and the Decency of both men and women.

Among those theories is the ridiculous notion that Kent Hovind and KENT HOVIND are not the same person.

I consider shaking the ladder to signal my displeasure, but the only thing more problematic than Mat looking at one of the books would be Mat plunging to his death.

People in New York are softly starting to tweet.  I’m completely exhausted because I’ve spent the whole night vibrating.

It is not generally a problem for me to determine what is a chocolate cake, and what is not.

Think of what a disaster it would be if all fun were removed from human civilization!