As normcore and lumbersexual styles quickly fade, the “effortless cool” of surf culture invades menswear.

“Smile!”  She stared at him, cold outrage sleek in her eyes.  “At that pack of incompetent sow-gelders?”

The roaster, porklike arms akimbo, his round beard a wet fuzz of grease, watched him without sympathy.

Stung by violent pamphlet polemics against his policy, Turgot believed (as do many sympathetic historians to this day) that the “flour war” was all an elaborate conspiracy, and that people were pretending to be hungry in order to embarrass his ministry.

If men are made in the image of God, then the minister of finance, next to the king, must be the man who most closely approximates to that image.

I aim to have 0 killer robots.  That’s a relationship goal.

Delegates will also discuss the amplification of the G-spot and the O-spot, a point behind the surface which experts claim is more sensitive to pleasure than the G-spot.

The delegates will also be greeted to an audience with Pope Francis and a walk with in the Vatican gardens, the Times reported.

This one plays on the term “Person of Color,” and the results are usually more absurd than anything. Meme Documentation notes that it has a connection to the SpongeBob discourse meme.

Remarking on Clinton’s late return to the podium after using the bathroom during a commercial break at this weekend’s Democratic debate, Trump said, “I know where she went. It’s disgusting. I don’t want to talk about it. It’s disgusting.”

Malesherbes is one of the sweetest characters of the 18th century; though no man of action, hardly a man of the world, by his charity and unfeigned goodness he became one of the most popular men in France, and it was an act of truest self-devotion in him to sacrifice himself for a king who had done little or nothing for him.

(The 1911 Encyclopedia Britannica, informing your that its fave is a cinnamon roll)