Capturing a human’s heart dulls the emotion they were feeling, but if their feelings are particularly strong a new heart of equal value may reappear quickly.

Holding signs that said “ReNOir”, “Take ’em down! Renoir Sucks” and “God Hates Renoir”, members of the Renoir Sucks at Painting movement protested outside the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston on Monday. The group, led by organizer Max Geller, demanded the museum remove Renoir paintings – of which there are many, including the famous Dance at Boufival, 1883 – from its walls.

She was composed, Anthony perceived, of a succession of semicircles and parabolas, like those figures that gifted folk make on the typewriter: head, arms, bust, hips, thighs, and ankles were in a bewildering tier of roundnesses.

-F. Scott Fitzgerald describes a character’s appearance by likening it to ASCII art (from The Beautiful and Damned)

“Hurble-purple, hurble-purple, hurble-purple!” said the child with ascending power.

He was quite old, and in many respects resembled a frog that had been dried out for quite some time.

Never drink because you need it, for this is rational drinking, and the way to death and hell.

This allows us to think of the geometry of “space” as evolving over “time.”

Not long ago, I was asked my opinion of the late-90s series Revolutionary Girl Utena, which some say contains traditionalist themes (but also contains heavy lesbian themes). I had to admit to having never actually seen it, and so resolved, despite receiving some admonitions that it was “degenerate”, to watch at least some of the show.

Wake up, America! Don’t be caught in the Tolerance Buzzsaw!

The modern man buys only regular colas, like Coke or Dr Pepper. If you walk into his house looking for a Mountain Dew, he’ll show you the door.