Q. I have always known of your wonderful relationship with your children. By this, I think you symbolize a kind of fidelity. Why did you bring back these geese from Bali?

A. I don’t know.

Q. You did it instinctively.

A. Yes, it just seemed right. One thing after the other…. It’s wild.

Of course, the lanterns necessary to do this are somewhat complicated pieces of machinery.

Please Lord, free us from Pope SJW.

Do you not realize that garum sociorum, that expensive bloody mass of decayed fish, consumes the stomach with its salted putrefaction?

The math shows that the temperature at which you consume your caffeine determines the level of sinner you are.

Are you calling Alexander Galloway, one of the founding members, along with Eugene Thacker, of the New Clarity, “confused”?

This is the reason why the presence of cats exercises such a magic influence upon highly-organized men of intellect. This is why these long-tailed Graces of the animal kingdom, these adorable, scintillating electric batteries have been the favorite animal of a Mahommed, Cardinal Richelieu, Crebillon, Rousseau, Wieland.

In this story about bird love – which is well worth reading in its entirety – not one of the seven key ingredients of romantic love is missing.

Something was standing in the centre of Venice.  It could best be described as a black tower of impossible vastness.