What is your favorite thing to do in the whole world? Whatever it is, odds are that you don’t like doing it as much as the elephant in this book enjoys smashing small cars.
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“What is your favorite thing to do in the whole world? Whatever it is,…”
i like to imagine you make a random percentage of these up and mix them in
This headcanon has my blessing, although see here
I spent two years in The Hall of Uselessness; these were intense and joyful years – when learning and living were one and the same thing.
What’s cool about the gerbil inseminator isn’t the look. It’s the way that it’s not gerbil-specific: whatever you fire it at is alleged to become pregnant with gerbils, regardless of gender or species.
The iPhone is merely a modern spear.
I have still not grasped in what way the fact of hailing from Poland should constitute a specific disability for someone who has to adjudicate on the issues of sexual morality.
Even the relatively straitlaced Leopold used a scatological expression in one letter.
His humour, as we have seen, revolved around gluttony and defecation, sexual activity, birth and death, emphasized all orifices, bodily functions and emanations.
Because such a planet would not be a hospitable place to live, we will travel to it only to illustrate the principles on which transistors operate.
The Countess’s breasts, which were lightly veiled by a translucid gauze, were devoured by the charmed eyes of the young man, who could, in the silence of the night, hear the murmur of those ivory globes.