A “seal” is a kind of female-bodied fish that has been raised in an in-vitro test tube uterus and grown to full size, to test its ability to produce milk.
I’m no marine biologist, but I don’t think that’s what seals are.
You’re right; that is not what seals are. They are, in fact, a kind of female-bodied whale.
I don’t think that’s right either, Frank.
This is true. A “true whale” is a whale who has been raised in an in-vitro test tube uterus and grown to full size with human DNA.
Frank I’m starting to think you don’t know anything about marine mammals.
The true whales are those that have been bred in test-tube uterus and grown to full size by interbreeding with humans.
(I assume by “humans” they mean “male whales.”)


