Walked to the fridge just now and pictured a documentary titled “ ‘PROFEN WARS”, about high-stakes competition in the market for over-the-counter Ibuprofen tablets
The visceral horror I experienced the first time I realised aspic was a thing that exists
I learned of the existence of aspic in a DHMIS episode and I assumed it was a joke food and didn’t really exist, to fit with the body-horror theme of DHMIS.
Then I goggled the word aspic to check and holy mother of god what the FUCKSo I googled it just now and encountered the phrase “Cool Molded Pork Loaf is an appetizing work of art”
That sounds like one of Rob’s #fridge ideas
(via ursaeinsilviscacant-blog)
Another idea-out-of-nowhere had while walking to the fridge, from yesterday: “a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic about courtly love”
Sudden mental image when walking to the fridge: Donald Trump saying, in the tone he uses to talk about his business career, the phrase “I post great, viral, memetic content”
As previous noted my brain tends to give me unexpected gifts when I get up and I walk to the fridge, and what it gave me just now was the voice of a folksy female singer/guitarist, approximately Laura Veirs, singing the line
“and eigenfunctions are the devil’s tools”
in a cheerful but wistful, gently cautioning tone
I walked to the fridge again and this time my brain said to me, “Walter White except instead of making unusually good meth, he makes unusually good memes”
I wonder if I’ll just get a new terrible idea every time I walk to the fridge from now on
This would be my most favourite thing in the universe, not even kidding.
(Of course, you’d have to have Walter be teaching English, while Jesse is an unsuccessful rapper.)
(This is so DANK.)
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I walked to the fridge again and this time my brain said to me, “Walter White except instead of making unusually good meth, he makes unusually good memes”
I wonder if I’ll just get a new terrible idea every time I walk to the fridge from now on
“Breaking Backwards Into Hell”
instead of blue meth…
his trademark is a blue website.
(via maxknightley)
I walked to the fridge again and this time my brain said to me, “Walter White except instead of making unusually good meth, he makes unusually good memes”
I wonder if I’ll just get a new terrible idea every time I walk to the fridge from now on
While I was walking to the fridge and back, my brain spat out the phrase “Wands of Chaos,” intended as a title for a bad fantasy book/movie/RPG
Perhaps surprisingly, there are only three Google hits for the phrase “Wands of Chaos,” all about items in computer games. So, uh, it’s yours if you inexplicably want to use it