hello this is definitely me and not my wife, just here to tell you that i got my hair cut today and look SO FUCKING HOT it’s insane
hello this is me
definitely rob here and nobody else especially not my wife
just here to inform you that i am s cute that on a scale of 1 to 10 i am…
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also so kind that on a scale of 1 to 10 i am 420
hello this is me
definitely rob here and nobody else especially not my wife
just here to inform you that i am s cute that on a scale of 1 to 10 i am…
wait for it..
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69
hey definitely me here, not my wife
i have a really nasty cold and i keep on coughing
i am sitting on the bed looking absolutely adorable
i really need to be taken care of when i’m like this, i’m so worn out
maybe i would feel a little better if people sent me nice messages or tagged me in cool things
i am so cute and kind and considerate to my wife even when i am under the weather so please cheer me up a little
hello it is me and definitely not my wife posting this
i am very tired this weekend because i have a nasty cold bt i am still being sweet to my wife and hanging out with her quietly
just sitting in my chair and reading my book and coughing every now and again
i look so adorable, it’s breathtaking
just important that you know these things
hahha
i am cute
so cuuuuute with 5 us
def me writing it
i am cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
hey
definitely me here not my wife
i have learned to post in my sleep
just wanted to let you know about how cute i am
when i’m sleeping i do this adorable little hand motion
also maybe people could say nice things to me? because i’ve been kinda anxious lately and it might help.
hello
definitely me, rob, here with a post, not my wife typing on my blog while i’m in the bathroom
now normally when i type like this i’m here to point out Important Facts like how cute i am and how i’m such a great husband
but today is special! today is my birthday!
so that means it is YOUR TURN to point out some facts about how i am a great person/ writer/ cutie. maybe reblog this post or send me an ask saying something about a good memory of my online or irl presence or something i wrote.
other things that you can do today (and every day) to honor the spirit of robnost:
1. ABJURE THE MISUSE OF STATISTICS. teach yourself a lil something about statistical literacy, maybe? or at least don’t share bad graphs on social media.
2. BE EFFECTIVELY ALTRUISTIC. iff you want to and can afford to, maybe sling a few bucks to givewell or one of their recommended charities.
3. BE CONSIDERATE TO PEOPLE WITH ALLERGIES. try and make sure there is suitable food for people with food allergies at social events. ask if it’s okay before you open a window on a high-pollen-count day. don’t spray a bunch of perfume/ cologne in a public place.
4. JUST GENERALLY BE NICE. i feel like this either doesn’t need any explanation, or it needs more explanation than humans have thus far been capable of.
5. DON’T GO INTO THE CAVES.
hey this post is definitely me
i am so cute and good
i distract my wife from sadness with nicolas cage
i get genuinely moved by scenes in the movie con air because i am a big fucking softie
i am too good for this world, too pure
Hello, just some facts for you all today:
I look ESPECIALLY cute with fresh haircut
Sometimes I do this little head-bobbing half-dance to music and it is VERY cute
I really love the music of Bonnie Tyler and I sing along and my face lights up in the most ADORABLE way
I am a great husband and I make the world so beautiful by existing