important announcement
i am cute
hello
definitely me, rob, here with a post, not my wife typing on my blog while i’m in the bathroom
now normally when i type like this i’m here to point out Important Facts like how cute i am and how i’m such a great husband
but today is special! today is my birthday!
so that means it is YOUR TURN to point out some facts about how i am a great person/ writer/ cutie. maybe reblog this post or send me an ask saying something about a good memory of my online or irl presence or something i wrote.
other things that you can do today (and every day) to honor the spirit of robnost:
1. ABJURE THE MISUSE OF STATISTICS. teach yourself a lil something about statistical literacy, maybe? or at least don’t share bad graphs on social media.
2. BE EFFECTIVELY ALTRUISTIC. iff you want to and can afford to, maybe sling a few bucks to givewell or one of their recommended charities.
3. BE CONSIDERATE TO PEOPLE WITH ALLERGIES. try and make sure there is suitable food for people with food allergies at social events. ask if it’s okay before you open a window on a high-pollen-count day. don’t spray a bunch of perfume/ cologne in a public place.
4. JUST GENERALLY BE NICE. i feel like this either doesn’t need any explanation, or it needs more explanation than humans have thus far been capable of.
5. DON’T GO INTO THE CAVES.
definitely me again, not my wife
now earth’s hottest 32yo
annual reminder to do this also
wash your damn hands
hey its me here with just the facts
did you know
i have been worlds greates husnad for two years and one day with no signs of giving up my title
every day my beard gets fluffier and i get cuter
i should wear button down shirts more often because they make me look really sexy
def me writing this not my wife
uscis can see that i love my wife and she loves me
i am the best husband and very kind and sexy
hello internet i would like you to all know the extremely important information that i am VERY CUTE and also i cleaned the living room when my wife was being sad and stuff
definitely me posting this and not my wife
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
i am extremely cute
hello everyone
i would like to tell you first of all that this post is definitely me and not my wife typing it while i went to the bathroom
definitely me, pay no attention to changes in typing style here. this is, as always, #just the facts
i am a very tired man today, but i am also very soft and kind. even though i am worn down and struggling to do things, i am still gentle and loving with my wife. even if i am so tired i stop talking in words and just make small distressed noises.
also, i am thirty one years old but never heard the duck tales theme song before today and was briefly convinced that the words “life is like a hurricane here in duckberg” were a quote from slam poetry. i was probably too busy being smart and disassembling old electronics as a child to watch that many cartoons. i am very cute.
a fun fact about me, the very attractive man called rob who is definitely writing this post, is that i have the cutest face in the world
hello this is definitely me and not my wife, just here to tell you that i got my hair cut today and look SO FUCKING HOT it’s insane
evidence, which i clearly took myself and was not taken for me by my wife at all