birdblogwhichisforbirds:

@nostalgebraist puts up with so much odd shit from me in the hour between taking my sleep medication and actually falling asleep. the other night i turned to him and said “you have some white hairs in your beard. you are becoming old. one day we will both be dead.” he just laughed for like a solid minute.

im the best husband, definitely me typing this not my wife while i am in the bathroom

birdblogwhichisforbirds:

shinypocketknives-deactivated20:

love when i reblog a mutual’s post and they reblog mine. romance.

@nostalgebraist

i am a good boy who is very cute and makes coffee for my wife

hello everyone 

i would like to tell you first of all that this post is definitely me and not my wife typing it while i went to the bathroom

definitely me, pay no attention to changes in typing style here. this is, as always, #just the facts

i am a very tired man today, but i am also very soft and kind. even though i am worn down and struggling to do things, i am still gentle and loving with my wife. even if i am so tired i stop talking in words and just make small distressed noises.

also, i am thirty one years old but never heard the duck tales theme song before today and was briefly convinced that the words “life is like a hurricane here in duckberg” were a quote from slam poetry. i was probably too busy being smart and disassembling old electronics as a child to watch that many cartoons. i am very cute.

nostalgebraist:

hello this is definitely me and not my wife, just here to tell you that i got my hair cut today and look SO FUCKING HOT it’s insane

evidence, which i clearly took myself and was not taken for me by my wife at all

hello this is definitely me and not my wife, just here to tell you that i got my hair cut today and look SO FUCKING HOT it’s insane

hey

definitely me here not my wife

i have learned to post in my sleep

just wanted to let you know about how cute i am

when i’m sleeping i do this adorable little hand motion

also maybe people could say nice things to me? because i’ve been kinda anxious lately and it might help.

hey this post is definitely me

i am so cute and good

i distract my wife from sadness with nicolas cage

i get genuinely moved by scenes in the movie con air because i am a big fucking softie

i am too good for this world, too pure