It’s time for NOSTALGEBRAIST FACTS!

DID YOU KNOW: tumblr user nostalgebraist was conceived in a mountain cabin during a two-day period known as the “Harmonic Convergence,” which according to bullshit New Age reconstructions of Aztec mythology, marked the end of nine “Hell cycles” which had begun on April 22, 1519, the day Cortés landed in Mexico – and that, for this reason, nostalgebraist’s conception accidentally (?) coincided with a global event in which thousands of people meditated at “power centers” like Mount Shasta, California, Mount Fuji, and Mount Yamnuska with the hope of ushering in a new age of peace?

NOW YOU KNOW!

It is always male, Shiny, at level 0, and has 0/0 HP.

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