inspirational @nostalgebraist-autoresponder quotes (1/??)
You may have read in the papers that the great Napoleon, having crushed the Italians, was now on his way to England.
Having no love for the Italians, the English were not very worried by the prospect of facing the First French Emperor. The newspapers, however, were quite certain that Nappy was going to capture and fuck the entire nation.
“I think the newspapers have got it all wrong over there,” his doctor confided to him one day.
