orbsteeb:

the british government is comprised of the House of Ministers and Inn of the Lords. a lord is worth two votes while a minister makes tuppence. it is illegal not to be a minister. the queen can be summoned to the Chamber of Secrets by a consensus of lords and chamberlains, where she will execute a Hun and address grievances until she is beheaded or is called away by a Privy Chancellor.. every sunday there is a duel between the tories and the papists. a whig is permitted twenty votes, but only once a year. the “prime minister” is formed when the two Jammiest Bastards in the parliament share a wig at all times and speak with the same voice. half of the lords belong to the “shadow party” and are therefore immune to poisons but take double damage from fire and sun magic   

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