I HAVE A MASTER’S IN ACCOUNTING

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Ask Willie D, 2 January 2014:

Dear Willie D:

I’m a 38-year-old man, and I can’t date a woman who doesn’t have a degree. She can’t just have a degree in anything. She has to be a doctor, lawyer, engineer, or something along those lines. I have a Master’s in Accounting, so if I’m going to be spending quality time with a woman she has to be bringing something to the table besides a pretty face, and voluptuous body parts.

My friends have told me that my standards are too high, but I just think that women who don’t have a college degree are dumb. What do you think?

You have a Master’s in Accounting, that’s incredible. Wow.

Hey guys come over here this guy has a Master’s in Accounting. Yeah, accounting. I didn’t believe it at first either.

Oh my god, what if I accidentally ask him about spreadsheets? I bet he’s so tired of talking about spreadsheets. Be cool. Just be cool.

Voluptuous body parts.  They don’t have to be connected or anything.  Just, you know, show up with a sack of parts and make damn sure they’re voluptuous ones.

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