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squareallworthy:

My son, who is six year old, woke up last night crying. I went in to ask him what was wrong, and he said he was scared. Scared of what? Scared of “vampire squid,” of all things. With glowing red eyes, a big cloak, and spikes.

So I told him there was no such thing as a vampire squid, and he said “yes there is, I saw it on my Octonauts show.”

And uh

…they’re real.