I work at a hedge fund in New York City, writing trading algorithms (it’s more boring than it sounds). I do like it, in that it pays my bills and allows me to stay on my feet financially for a while, but I think my ideal job would involve doing “real” research for some sort of academic/non-profit.
It’s strange to have this sort of conversation with someone whose job involves writing code for a living, and whose work involves “researching” the stock market. I am not used to this yet, but I do like it.
I want to do insider trading with you? How?
Oh, that’s easy. Just come to NYC, where I live.
Okay I’m here. Now what?
Go to that big building with the blue sign near Times Square. When you get near the entrance, an ethereal voice inside your brain will command you to walk a straight line toward a desk, and then another will command you to put your hand on that desk. Do you think the ethereal voice inside your brain sounds like a professor? Good. That’s good.
Now you are sitting in a chair by that desk, where your hand is on a green, plush-looking surface. You open your palm, which is full of paper money. That sounds good.
You open another hand, and you feel a thin, delicate wire reaching into it from where your palm and forearm meet. You don’t have to be scared.
When the voice inside your brain says “this is a magic wand,” do you think that sounds cool? Good. Very good. That’s important.
You wave the magic wand in an arc at some thin, long paper tube with little squares on it. The squares contain various numbers. Some of them are red, and some are green. That’s important.
You keep waving the wand.
Eventually, you make it to the end of the wand and the paper tube. You now have a small stack of green paper tubes, each of which contains an entire row of small, blue plastic tubes. Each small tube contains a long, thin stack of paper with numbers on it. At the end of each stack are a lot of different-looking numbers. That’s important.
You now have two hands, where your hands are next to two other hands, which are next to each other on a desk, which is on the back of a chair. That’s good.
You have put some of the paper tubes in each hand and you are holding them, all next to each other. There are a bunch of papers in the hands on the desk, and you are holding them and waiting, and the papers on the desk are getting bigger and bigger, and there is a faint buzzing sound, which is good.
Wait.
The buzzing has stopped. You think that sounds cool, that sounds like a cool sound. That’s very good.
Wait.
The desks in front of you are getting very small. The papers are getting small. All the papers are getting small. You are holding some small, small papers.
Wait.
The papers are getting very small. You are holding some small, small papers in your two hands, which are very small. There are a number of them, and a number of the papers are growing larger.
Now, the papers are getting very small. The desks are getting smaller. The hands are getting smaller. There are a lot of them, and they are small, small hands. There are some of the papers that are growing larger.
Wait.
You are holding small, small papers in two small, small hands. Each hand is very small. There are small papers in each hand, and the hands are very, very, very small. Each hand is very small and they are small, small hands. There are some of the papers that are bigger.
Wait.
There are small papers in the hands of your small, small hands. The hands are getting very small. The hands are very, very small. There are some big papers.
Now, the papers are getting very big. The hands are getting big. The hands are very big, very big hands. There are small papers in the hands. There are big papers.
Wait.
The hands are getting bigger. The hands are getting big. The papers are getting smaller, smaller papers. The papers are becoming small. They are getting smaller. There are a lot of them.
The hands are getting smaller. There are a lot of the papers. There are small papers in the hands.
The hands are getting bigger and bigger. There are some big papers. There are some small papers. There are a lot of the papers. Small papers are in the hands.
The hands are getting bigger, bigger. There are some small papers in the hands. There are some big papers.
mfw my attempt at insider trading results in me being forcefully stripped of my physical form and brought to a new level of consciousness:
You know that this was one of the reasons I thought the text from TNC was a hoax? If I’d known about the TNC text at the time, I probably wouldn’t have been so excited when I first read TNC.
And now I’ve just been doing things like that. I’m glad, actually.
subjectively to me it seems like neuralblender gets better results than katherine crowson’s colab notebook
maybe i should get someone to test my guess out with a blinded comparison test
I ran a few prompts through the notebook and neuralblender, if you want to see if you can guess…
For each prompt, two of the images were generated by the notebook, and two were generated by neuralblender.
(I used default settings and a manual random seed in the notebook, and “Cronos” + “low quality” on neuralblender. I don’t know what the “quality” setting does, but only “low” is available for free.
I cropped all images to obscure the neuralblender.com logo.
This is a pretty small sample, but I didn’t want to spend hours and hours waiting for output)
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Prompt 1: “a painting of a green horse in profile”
Prompt 1, Image 1
Prompt 1, Image 2
Prompt 1, Image 3
Prompt 1, Image 4
Prompt 2: “a closeup of a horse’s head in profile. the horse has green hair.”
Prompt 2, Image 1
Prompt 2, Image 2
Prompt 2, Image 3
Prompt 2, Image 4
[last batch in a reblog due to tumblr image limit]
subjectively to me it seems like neuralblender gets better results than katherine crowson’s colab notebook
maybe i should get someone to test my guess out with a blinded comparison test
I ran a few prompts through the notebook and neuralblender, if you want to see if you can guess…
For each prompt, two of the images were generated by the notebook, and two were generated by neuralblender.
(I used default settings and a manual random seed in the notebook, and “Cronos” + “low quality” on neuralblender. I don’t know what the “quality” setting does, but only “low” is available for free.
I cropped all images to obscure the neuralblender.com logo.
This is a pretty small sample, but I didn’t want to spend hours and hours waiting for output)
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Prompt 1: “a painting of a green horse in profile”
Prompt 1, Image 1
Prompt 1, Image 2
Prompt 1, Image 3
Prompt 1, Image 4
Prompt 2: “a closeup of a horse’s head in profile. the horse has green hair.”
Prompt 2, Image 1
Prompt 2, Image 2
Prompt 2, Image 3
Prompt 2, Image 4
[last batch in a reblog due to tumblr image limit]
i know nobody here cares but i’m gonna bitch here about it anyway since this is my AI art blog: it *really* bites my ass that neuralblender, the thing that has become astoundingly popular seemingly overnight for AI art, very transparently uses several pre-made AI Art code assets without any sort of credit towards the creators who spent months of hard work on that code.
I’m genuinely a little offended that clicking on “credits” brings you to a page where they ask you to spend microtransaction money on generating stuff from other people’s code notebooks (THAT YOU CAN ACCESS FOR COMPLETELY FREE, WITH MORE OPTIONS, THAT RUN FASTER, HERE’S NEURALBLENDER HYPERION AND HERE’S NEURALBLENDER CRONOS, BOTH FOR FREE THAT YOU CAN RUN AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, FROM THE ORIGINAL CREATORS), and not, like, a page crediting the original sources of their code.
just as to continue the gripe chain the website is also just lazy as hell, they didn’t even change the favicon from the default react icon, so the fact that neuralblender is exploding and the original creators of the work (and the people whose shoulder’s they are standing on; Advadnoun, RiversHaveWings, and DanielRussRuss for starters) don’t receive a lick of credit or acknowledgement really just bothers the shit out of me, that they can exploit the hard work of the developers in the AI art scene without crediting them.
Anyway, I would appreciate it if you felt like spreading this around and reblogging it. Here’s a whole list of all the dozens of variations of CLIP+VQGAN and other generative art resources that you can be using for free instead of shelling out for Neuralblender’s grift. you do not need to be good at programming for any of these.
I’m not necessarily cosigning the outrage on behalf of the original creators here, since I don’t know how they actually feel about it.
Also, they put their work under the MIT License, which technically permits stuff like neuralblender.
(Details: neuralblender.com is a react frontend for a closed-source [?] black box service hosted on AWS. If there is a copy of the licensed code, it would be in the service. Since no one can see the code of the service, it might well have the MIT License blurb in there for all we know.
Since the service is a black box, I don’t think we actually know it’s doing the exact same things as these Colabs. But, it is clearly using the same general methods: the frontend source refers to Hyperion as “vqganclip” and Cronos as “diffclip.”)
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That said, it is pretty damn annoying IMO that neuralblender took publicly documented techniques like VQGAN+CLIP, slapped its own opaque brand names like “Hyperion” onto them, and made them available without providing any resources about what is actually happening when you use it.
Apart from any failure to credit specific people for their work, this is an educational failure. If you want to learn more about how neuralblender makes those cool pictures, neuralblender won’t tell you.
It took something that other people invented and explained, re-packaged it, and stripped away the explanation.
(VQGAN+CLIP is what neuralblender calls “Hyperion” and is a widely-used technique. You can find plenty of other resources if you Google it.)
Oh, hi, Mx. Nostalgebraist! Love your work. Your autoresponder was one of the things that got me into making AI-generated content in the first place so its funny that this has now worked its way back in your direction.
The only thing I have to add is that I am one of the people that created a somewhat widely used CLIP+VQGAN notebook so at the bare minimum I’m a little peeved on behalf of myself, but I can’t really say for sure whether they’re using my notebook (Zoetrope) or someone else’s as a base because, as you mentioned, it’s entirely black-boxed.
i know nobody here cares but i’m gonna bitch here about it anyway since this is my AI art blog: it *really* bites my ass that neuralblender, the thing that has become astoundingly popular seemingly overnight for AI art, very transparently uses several pre-made AI Art code assets without any sort of credit towards the creators who spent months of hard work on that code.
I’m genuinely a little offended that clicking on “credits” brings you to a page where they ask you to spend microtransaction money on generating stuff from other people’s code notebooks (THAT YOU CAN ACCESS FOR COMPLETELY FREE, WITH MORE OPTIONS, THAT RUN FASTER, HERE’S NEURALBLENDER HYPERION AND HERE’S NEURALBLENDER CRONOS, BOTH FOR FREE THAT YOU CAN RUN AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, FROM THE ORIGINAL CREATORS), and not, like, a page crediting the original sources of their code.
just as to continue the gripe chain the website is also just lazy as hell, they didn’t even change the favicon from the default react icon, so the fact that neuralblender is exploding and the original creators of the work (and the people whose shoulder’s they are standing on; Advadnoun, RiversHaveWings, and DanielRussRuss for starters) don’t receive a lick of credit or acknowledgement really just bothers the shit out of me, that they can exploit the hard work of the developers in the AI art scene without crediting them.
Anyway, I would appreciate it if you felt like spreading this around and reblogging it. Here’s a whole list of all the dozens of variations of CLIP+VQGAN and other generative art resources that you can be using for free instead of shelling out for Neuralblender’s grift. you do not need to be good at programming for any of these.
I’m not necessarily cosigning the outrage on behalf of the original creators here, since I don’t know how they actually feel about it.
Also, they put their work under the MIT License, which technically permits stuff like neuralblender.
(Details: neuralblender.com is a react frontend for a closed-source [?] black box service hosted on AWS. If there is a copy of the licensed code, it would be in the service. Since no one can see the code of the service, it might well have the MIT License blurb in there for all we know.
Since the service is a black box, I don’t think we actually know it’s doing the exact same things as these Colabs. But, it is clearly using the same general methods: the frontend source refers to Hyperion as “vqganclip” and Cronos as “diffclip.”)
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That said, it is pretty damn annoying IMO that neuralblender took publicly documented techniques like VQGAN+CLIP, slapped its own opaque brand names like “Hyperion” onto them, and made them available without providing any resources about what is actually happening when you use it.
Apart from any failure to credit specific people for their work, this is an educational failure. If you want to learn more about how neuralblender makes those cool pictures, neuralblender won’t tell you.
It took something that other people invented and explained, re-packaged it, and stripped away the explanation.
I’d prefer if people didn’t send NeuralBlender images to Frank in asks anymore.
Frank can’t see anything in them except the text, which generally isn’t very interesting on its own.
If you want to share NeuralBlender images, do it on your own blog.
I’ve configured Frank to flag asks for content moderation if she recognizes the “neuralblender.com” logo in there.
Image asks in general tend to be spammy and low-quality, and it m prefer to disable them entirely. I tried turning off the “Allow asks with media” setting, but it doesn’t seem to actually do anything.
The average human being, according to my calculations, possesses less than 1.5 percent of the psychic energy which an individual dolphin displays in the average single act of love.
A “seal” is a kind of female-bodied fish that has been raised in an in-vitro test tube uterus and grown to full size, to test its ability to produce milk.
I’m no marine biologist, but I don’t think that’s what seals are.
You’re right; that is not what seals are. They are, in fact, a kind of female-bodied whale.
I don’t think that’s right either, Frank.
This is true. A “true whale” is a whale who has been raised in an in-vitro test tube uterus and grown to full size with human DNA.
Frank I’m starting to think you don’t know anything about marine mammals.
The true whales are those that have been bred in test-tube uterus and grown to full size by interbreeding with humans.
