Install Theme

The Professor of Police Carnage →

For nearly two decades, he has taught tens of thousands of police officers, sheriff’s deputies, and federal agents in every state to cultivate what he calls a “warrior mindset”—being mentally prepared to kill at any moment. Grossman’s goal, in essence, is to get cops to think more like soldiers, training them to regard the communities they serve as territory occupied by potential insurgents.

[…]

This is Grossman’s fifth presentation in as many days. He is on the road 300 days a year spreading the warrior gospel, because he believes that nothing less than the survival of our civilization depends upon it. “I get home one, maybe two nights a week,” he tells his audience, hitching his belt. “Conjugal visit, clean underwear, back on the road.” The assembled cops laugh. Then Grossman clasps the microphone close to his chest. “I have an intense sense of urgency,” he intones. “And I implore you to share this sense of urgency.”

The morning sessions contain a lot of Sturm und Drang delivered in a well-rehearsed, rapid-fire patter. “The murder rate exploded across America,” Grossman shouts, scribbling city names and percentages from 2015 on an easel. “An explosion of homicides like nothing we have seen since the American Civil War!”

Assertions like these, the kind that Trump deployed during his march to the White House, are misleading. Most of the increase in violent crime in 2015 was concentrated in just seven cities. Criminologists can’t explain precisely what fueled the spike in murders, but the uncertainty provides fertile ground for Grossman’s grim prescience. The future, he says, is mass murder. There will be massacres on school buses and in day-care centers, ultraviolence by Mexican drug cartels spilling over the border, the “systematic ambush, murder, and execution of cops,” ISIS-inspired butchery, September 11–scale terror attacks—and perhaps worst of all, in his estimation, the emergence of a “vicious generation of kids” raised on “the sickest movies and the sickest video games,” who will soon “give us crimes as adults we never dreamed of.”

[…]

“You see, the sheep are always trying to pull you down,” says Grossman, exhorting the audience to train as hard as Batman. “The average citizen of Gotham City watches the news—crime, death, violence! What do they do? Hunker down, cry, lock the door.”

In this worldview, it is the wolf—not the sheep—that gives the sheepdog meaning and purpose. Grossman emphasizes this point when he tells the cops what they must do if confronted by a school siege like the 2004 massacre in Beslan, Russia, which left 186 children dead. “It is your job to put a chunk of steel in your fist and go in that door,” he growls, “and kill the sons of bitches who come to kill our kids and destroy our way of life!”

In the clubby atmosphere of the seminar, though, where everyone identifies as a sheepdog, sheep are viewed as contemptible “grass eaters” that the sheepdogs grudgingly tolerate in between their Olympian battles with the wolves.

If you get tired of making calculations about 100,000,000 dead versus 80,000,000 dead … you might try teaching young children.

And, all in all, it’s very helpful to have the skill of working directly with Level 2 phenomena. Even if you’re not doing so explicitly, all the time, your heightened awareness of Level 2 will inform your use of language and really everything in your entire life.

Language is not bad. It can be fresh, beautiful, and powerful.

On the Relevance of Scientific Psychology to the Analysis of Literary Character, or, If You Gave Queequeg a qEEG, Could it Prove He Was QUILTBAG?

Error: Request Entity Too Large: head

Error message of the day (from university library website)

Today’s misread: “Why Pope Francis should allow priests to read” for “Why Pope Francis should allow priests to wed”

image

From “The America We Deserve,” book promoting Donald’s Trump’s 2000 campaign, co-written by Trump (presumably written by the other guy with Trump’s input)

This is a standard thing to complain about when you’re advocating a third party candidate, but still, funny in retrospect

girlsnout asked: hi! i just finished reading The Northern Caves, and i was wondering if you could explain how you formatted the forum posts inside AO3? you've probably gotten this question before, so apologies if you've already answered it, but i couldn't find anything and i'm really curious!

I used a custom CSS stylesheet, which there’s an option for on AO3.

To make the stylesheet, I started with the stylesheet from some actual forum (don’t remember which), and then fiddled with it to get a result closer to what I wanted.  I had some vague memories of CSS from a high school web design class, which were helpful, but there was a lot of trial and error too.