Anonymous asked: “Hive theft has always been an issue but it has definitely increased over the last eight years,” said Rowdy Freeman, a Butte county police officer who is commonly referred to as “bee theft detective”.
The first time I heard about this theory was from a story on the 25-year-old armed-robbery suspect, Thomas Williams, who said he was still left pretty shaken by his ordeal in August 2010. “It’s like a dream I had for a long time ago,” he told the Butte newspaper at the time. “I still remember the first time I saw the ads. I remember driving out in my car thinking it was all fun and games and then looking up and being all “wait, what if they’re after me?””
(I looked up the controversy for its supposed relation to Chris Kyle, the American Sniper of the 2011 mass-shootings, which may be coincidental, and it’s somewhere on this page.)
As far as I can tell, the theory has always been conflated with the “theory of hipster terrorists.” I’m not sure I’ve ever seen an instance where hipsters have been the target of an actual Hipsters Under Attack conspiracy. They are more the stuff of “they want a government-corporate neutralized ‘cosmic nerds who hate us’’ as a ‘cosmic nerd who hates us’ archetype
I’m not familiar with the “theory of hipster terrorists.” Can you explain it to me?

