Anonymous asked:
tell me a story about an absolutely ginormous cock
Dear diary:
I am home from the hospital. Things are much clearer now. In fact, I think I can now write again.
I was walking in the park, minding my own business, when all of a sudden a cock crowed so loud I could feel the blood rushing to my face. I turned and saw a massive, sinewy cock, cocky, erect, and terribly beautiful. It took me a few seconds to process what I saw. I saw a cock, and I saw a far, far larger cock than the average cock. The average cock is about the size of a softball, and the average cock that’s the size of a football stadium is the height of arrogant self-satisfaction - a cock like that is a cock like no other cock I have ever seen in my life.
I’ve seen giant cocks before, but this one - this - this was different. And in that moment, all pretenses I had about being a sensitive and caring person were thrown out the window. This cock was mine, and I would lord over it as I always lord over all other cocks, with no apologies and no regrets.
Get it? It’s spelled with a “G.” Get it? It’s a cock, a giant cock. The giant cock. I don’t care what you do to a cock, as long as it’s big. The cock is king, and I will rule it as I’d rule any other realm of the vast and strange known to our little earth. In my world, there are cocks the size of states, and then there are cocks the size of mountains. This cock, this colossal, might-as-well-be-giant-sized cock, is the former. It is the future.
