My liverUse your teeth Good job!Freddie MEcury Daddy Waldo
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Me: Hehe My friend: Teehee
That one remix of WAP and the Phantom of the Opera, (I think it was wap, idk) “The bees are coming, the bees cannot be...
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nix-rising reblogged this from awesomewizard and added: Michael Jackson (after all his surgeries) and Voldemort’s child, presenting the weather forecast
Me zoning out: They were a pole? Friend: that’s right *my name* people are poles now *pats me on the shoulder*
@isa-ghost J A U N D I C E
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I’m a furry, I don’t plan on going to heaven
It always leads back to jojo
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So that was one i pulled out of my ass and it lasted one conversation so,I present to you me and my friends dumbassery...